With the Yultide season approaching and as another year goes by without a snog, i thought some quotes would be appropriate.
'But instead it just kept on raining'
'Just had enough of this Christmas farce, happiest time of the year...my arse'
'Have yourself a merry, merry Christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who have nothing
When you're drinkin down your wine'
'The older i get, the deeper in debt
Dusk gets nearer than dawn'
'Is this as good as it f**king gets'